Dr. Williams here, still reporting from sometime in the Mesozoic. The last few weeks have been fairly uneventful, save for one major occurrence – namely, Dr. Gilbert has adopted an Iguanodon as a pet.
Do you know what an Iguanodon is? It’s a planet-eater that walked on both two and four legs, and had spiked thumbs. This latter feature had proved rather worrying, as poor Dr. Rogers has constantly been stabbed during his attempts to train the animal now known as “Iggy” to give him a high-five. Plus, Iggy’s managed to devour the salad bar. Somehow, I’m not expecting having him around to get any easier. For more on Iguanodon, read here. That’s all for now – Dr. Williams, signing off.